Before I say anything else, I should mention that I am a liar. I don't like sharing things about myself with strangers, so I just go and lie online. To begin with, I'm a pirate. Yar.
I live where ever the waves do take me, 'pon the sea. I search for yer booty, and pirate yer copyrighted music, 'cause that's what a pirate do 'pon the sea.
Yar.
Anyway, I like literature. It's my life. I have a degree in Literature, in fact. I'm an MA student in it now. And I teach English courses as a TA.
Yar.
My mother was an artist before, and now I'm one, though my skills are rather lacking as I never seriously saw it as a job: my mother was always in poverty, which made the job seem less romantic.
Yar.
I am a whore for Nintendo. I like my PS2 and my computer games alright, but Nintendo fills me with happiness.
Yar.
I am a strict atheist. Being that I'm a pirate, though, I'd just go to hell if I was religious anyway, so... screw religion.
Yar. Religious folks can walk de' plank!
What's left? Well, I'm a girl. A-hem, I mean I be a wench. A pirate wench.
Shiver me timbers!
Ok Sheezy, fuck you. Fuck you forever. It seems there's no actual way for me to simply shut down my account, so I guess I'll have to wait until a mod notices my journals and bans me for dissagreeing like they seem to fucking love doing.
I've gone to Furaffinity. You see, they promise we can post porn. They don't believe in this dishonest as fuck bait-and-switch bullshit. They also don't agree to TOSes that they don't intend to follow.
In the meantime, I notice my counter still acts as if all those pieces of adult art that were mass-banned are still there. How could that be? Since, as White Sage said, I've not been banned for my submissions there is no reason for Sheezyart to save my submissions for later submission. So Sheezy, remove my God damned submissions.
I guess I'll just keep trying to piss of Sheezy until they ban me, since otherwise this fucking page will never go away. And Sheezy, banning Tactical_Snake was a cute move and all, but it's not like it actually keeps him from his work. You know, like exposing gross violations of TOS to your servers, or pointing out to them that you are knowingly keeping plainly illegal materials on your root archive.
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